Wwe Chris Jericho 2009

Before I continue, a word for "Chris Hero", if that is his real name…Hero, how dare you refer to me as a "schlep"! See, I've been defending your act to people for years. They'd say things like "That Chris Hero, he's nothing but a pasty flabby guy wearing ridiculous tights that wrestles like a fairy." I would argue with them that while you may be a bit pale and your wardrobe could use work, you could wrestle with the best of them. Don't cross words with me, boy! I'll pull some strings and have you back in Highland working for Ian Rotten if you don't check yourself. And don't think they won't have you laying down for Mickie Knuckles, because they will. Trust me.

Furthermore, I do not have a Pokemon collection. So there!

I would also like to express my disappointment towards the lizard faced man known as Delirious. I told you that my letters were to remain private and were not to be printed in Mr. Berenstein's column. How dare you betray my trust! Don't you think it'd be awful easy for my boy Gabe to stick somebody else under that mask? I can make it happen with the snap of my fingers. Don't tempt me!